Week 2 in Paradise

So, we are going to muck about and interview shops and internet cafes on whether they possess or distribute pornography. Before we go onto that, let us check the party balance: One Indian, one local, one Chinese and one German, 3 guys and one girl, 2 of them wearing official looking attire and try to ask for pornography in a direct yet polite manner. Maybe, as the owner of the shop, I will definitely say no, I do not sell any illegal material because it is not a really good day to get fined up to 50,000 or 14 years in jail. Even if you are from the FNU and all names will be anonymous, I will still be very very suspicious of the 2 foreign looking person who look as if they have a gun down their skirt. So, as any sane person trying to sell a piece of illegal fun to illegal consumers, even if it is illegal to lie to legal looking officers, they will make a run for it. So, it boils down to, am I being compromised or something? Better stay my cool and not tell these bastards who is trying to ruin my livelihood anything.
That I present to you the mind of a porn dealer.

Aside from that, things has been going a bit weird lately, perhaps that girl I was with until a month ago have affected me more than I thought. Anyway, what past is past now and I would try my best to move on, sabotaging her boyfriend every now and then. Oh well, speaking on the topic on home, other than the setting up a condom factory in Canberra is illegal joke, there is now a new one between me and my dad,

Me: “We might be getting hammered by a hurricane today, and it is like Muar during Deepavali”

Dad:” Nice, better eat all the curry you can.”

Totally ignoring the is a hurricane cyclone….. ouch. Well, nothing beats curry on a cold and windy day.
On an interesting note, we have 2 officials sleeping beauties in our group…. Missing group meetings and stuff and well, something to talk about after we go back.

Then I called my mom. Apparently the Iranians are back again. I miss their deep fried fish sooooo much. I hope that I can get to a proper fish market to get some fishes. Havent really seen any good fish, what I can see now are the fish and chips which are not all that bad but still….. still cheap cuts of meat devoid of taste. I like the crab though, although my methods are crude, it gets the job done, hopefully.

That’s all I guess. Nothing evil genius things going on but plans on how to get back to my ex…. Nasty stuff. Time to use my men in Singapore!